sassy little punkin's fancypants
the cherry on the cake of life
yeah, so this is my second blog. my mini-blog. my short and sweet blog. things i want to say, but not on the main blog. sometimes they are cute things. sometimes they are stupid.
but, just as things are on my "real" blog, what i say here is purely and unapologetically me.
so there.
fancy pants: shiny bits and random pieces from the famous
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Friday, June 27, 2003
just to save you some future embarrassment:
pan-fried lo-mein noodles from wokxp would not make good first date food.
8:02 PM
Lindsay
Thursday, June 26, 2003
thong chafe
...going on right now in an ass crack near you.
9:04 AM
Lindsay
Wednesday, June 25, 2003
the picture of health
a glance in my trash can reveals several empty water bottles, several empty cigarette packs, and the contents of several emptied ashtrays. here's to my health.
8:30 AM
Lindsay
Tuesday, June 24, 2003
aloha girls
tonight i wear a plastic flower headband and drink rum punch. i sing along to oldies with the radio, and when it's quiet we harmonize on salt n pepa's classic "push it". the downstairs now has a plastic palm tree, and we're working on the blue fabric that will make the ceiling of lights look like a twinkly night sky.
the pizza is on it's way.
9:09 PM
Lindsay
Monday, June 23, 2003
like a little piece of me is missing
i can't for the life of me find the mary-kate and ashley olsen creamy eyeshadow set i bought last week.
i haven't even worn it yet, and already my room has swallowed it up.
it's so difficult being a teenager, isn't it?
oh, wait...i'm twenty six. oops.
12:44 PM
Lindsay
it's who you know
not only did the guy at dairy queen put a heapin' pile of oreo cookie pieces in my blizzard, but he also knocked 89 cents off the price for me.
1:41 AM
Lindsay
